My brain tells me I need to watch more television - and not a edunacational show!- My stomach tells me it needs ice cream.
- You're not the boss of me. My brain is.
- I'm the boss of my bike, which means I control where it goes, so you can't tell me which way to go!
- What's inside a bug?
- Why doesn't it hurt when it rains? It falls from WAY up.
- Girls don't have penises. They pee out of their butts.
- You're not my daddy!
- I do not like your attitude!
- Daddy, if you let me watch a fighting show you will get a box of all the camera gear you want.... and sushi...
- Camper! Do no damage!
01 June 2009
Things I've heard from a four-year-old... [Part 1]
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